The person to play me would be John Malcovich. It would be the highlight of his careen, since he would be playing a female. The plot would revolve around my ever so drab life as a receptionist for a cruel yet saintly managerial team of used car salesmen.

A triumph of art, cheese and dance.

Time for another FRIENDS CUT!

Let me know if you want back on board the nikki train.

 
*credit to whomever made this... thank you!*